Eman

“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.”
― George Carlin

“Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.”
― George Carlin

“You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.”
― Brigham Young