Brittany

“My advice to writers just starting out? Don't use semi-colons! They are transvestite hermaphrodites, representing exactly nothing. All they do is suggest you might have gone to college.”
― Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Armageddon in Retrospect

“And somebody might now want to ask me, "Can't you ever be serious?" The answer is, "No.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Armageddon in Retrospect

“I am not writing this book for people below the age of 18, but I see no harm in telling young people to prepare for failure rather than success, since failure is the main thing that is going to happen to them.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Hocus Pocus

“Did you or did you not say that the United States was a crock of doo-doo?”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Hocus Pocus