Pat

“Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.”
― Erma Bombeck

“I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.”
― Jane Austen, Jane Austen's Letters

“Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.”
― Jane Austen

“I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.”
― Dorothy Parker