James

“No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled.
"Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?"
"What?"
"Oh, you'd like something simpler?”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

“Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.”
― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”
― Terry Pratchett

“There is no greater evil than killing. I don't care whether they call it war or justice. Life is precious.”
― Brian Jacques, Mossflower