“If I had a dollar for every time a random woman walked up to me and tried to seduce me, I'd have 50 cents. That's assuming drag queens are half price.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
“This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over and go back to sleep.”
― It Occurred to Me
― It Occurred to Me
Bill’s 2025 Year in Books
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