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“If you have to explain your sense of humor, then you are performing for the wrong crowd.”
― Shannon L. Alder

“It's all about money, not freedom. You think you're free? Try going somewhere without money.”
― Bill Hicks

“The men sit around getting fat and arguing with each other about something they call “philosophy” - most of which is pure nonsense.”
― David Eddings, The Treasured One

“As the comedian Emo Phillips once said, “When I was a child, I used to pray to God for a bicycle. But then I realized that God doesn’t work in that way—so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness!”
― Daniel C. Dennett, Breaking the Spell: Religion as a Natural Phenomenon