Noxlupus

“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.”
― Stephen Colbert

“it's back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time.”
― Stephen Colbert

“Now I don't know why he's denying them habeas corpus. I can only assume the guys they got detained over there did something really unforgivable. Like remind Obama he was once a professor of Constitutional Law.”
― Stephen Colbert

“The more you know, the sadder you get.”
― Stephen Colbert, I Am America