John

“Ginger did everything Fred did, only backwards and in High Heels!”
― Joan Rivers

“I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make
it through one door, I'll go through another door -- or I'll
make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark
the present.”
― Joan Rivers

“Basically, I believe the world is a jungle, and if it's not a bit of a jungle in the home, a child cannot possibly be fit to enter the outside world.”
― Bette Davis

“If God wanted us to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor”
― Joan Rivers