“I want to be strapped to a table, while a family of chickens argues over who gets to eat my legs.”
― I Want
― I Want
“You don’t offend me. At least not until I change my name. Once I change it to Asshole, then I might be offended you keep calling me Jarod.”
― $3.33
― $3.33
“I have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always running out of space in my freezer.”
― There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't
― There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't
“When I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
“I’m not interested in driving a racecar, but I would love to cruise around in a palindrome.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
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