Shira

“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”
― George Burns

“He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.”
― Douglas Adams

“As I am sure you know, when people say 'It's my pleasure,' they usually mean something along the lines of, 'There's nothing on Earth I would rather do less.' [...]”
― Lemony Snicket, The Penultimate Peril

“Personally, I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.”
― Winston S. Churchill