Rianna Shepherd

“Beatniks are a youth cult that fight against society by wearing sunglasses even in inclement weather. This signifies their dislike of 'the sun', their sworn enemy. In the Beatniks' Manifesto they declare they will, one day, destroy the sun by using enormous pelicans that will trap it in their under-chin beak pouches and fly off to some distant place like the Hebrides and bury it beneath a pile of farmyard manure, and then the beatniks shall inherit the earth.”
― Vic Reeves, Vic Reeves' Vast Book of World Knowledge

“Enjoy yourself whilst you read!”
― Jaqueline Wilson

“Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball.”
― Jacques Barzun, Baseball: A Literary Anthology

“You can't keep putting things off by grilling beards”
― Vic Reeves