David

“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

“I don't feel tardy.”
― David Lee Roth

“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.”
― Bill Watterson

“If you want to be a writer, you have to write every day... You don't go to a well once but daily. You don't skip a child's breakfast or forget to wake up in the morning...”
― Walter Mosley