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“I had rooted for Godzilla and King Kong instead of for the people trying to kill them. ... Nobody likes to be awakened from slumber by a nuclear explosion”
― Sy Montgomery, The Soul of an Octopus: A Surprising Exploration into the Wonder of Consciousness

tags: godzilla, humorous, irritation, king-kong, nuclear-weapons, science

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“With Athena, I've had four of her arms on me, and you peel them off and then the other four arms are on."
"I think we've all been on dates like that," I observed.”
― Sy Montgomery, The Soul of an Octopus: A Surprising Exploration into the Wonder of Consciousness

tags: dating, humorous, science

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“Our penises flop up and down, and then as we pick up speed, slap left to right, back and forth -- who would have thought left to right? The pain! People should not do this. Penises were not built for running.”
― Dave Eggers, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius

tags: naked, penis-humor, running

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