NightSparx

“Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?'
Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

“Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.”
― Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

“A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

“Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief