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“Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.”
― Stephen Hawking

“I'll believe it if I see it" for dogs translates to "I'll believe it if I smell it." So don't bother yelling at them; it's the energy and scent they pay attention to, not your words.”
― Cesar Millan with Melissa Jo Peltier

“You cannot "love" a dog out of her bad behavior, just as you can't "love" a criminal into stopping his crimes.”
― Cesar Millan, Cesar's Way: The Natural, Everyday Guide to Understanding & Correcting Common Dog Problems

“They say the captain goes down with the ship, so when the world ends, will God go down with it?”
― Fall Out Boy