Saurav Shah

“You know those bumper stickers where it says “Shit Happens, And Then You Die?” They should have them where “Shit Happens, And Then You Live.” because, that’s really the truth of it.”
― Anna Nicole Smith

“The pessimist reason that things just happen, where the optimist believe that things happen for a reason.”
― Anthony Liccione

“Didn't Chains tell you about the Golden Theological Principle?"

"The what?"

"The single congruent aspect of every known religion. The one shared, universal assumption about the human condition."

"What is it?"

"He said that life boils down to standing in line to get shit dropped on your head. Everyone's got a place in the queue, you can't get out of it, and just when you start to congratulate yourself on surviving your dose of shit, you discover that line is actually circular.”
― Scott Lynch, The Republic of Thieves

“Shit hits the fan
so fertilizer
can rain.”
― Jackie Viramontez