Jennifer

“Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.”
― John Green

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”
― Dorothy Parker

“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
― Groucho Marx