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“I had a dream about you. You had just died, and I was debating putting your body into either a coffin or a shoebox. My decision was based solely on spatial concerns, so I chose the ashtray, because I thought it best to smoke your essence like a cigarette. 
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― Jarod Kintz, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you. We went for a ride—you on all fours, and me on your back, and you didn’t like it when I kept calling you “donkey face.” I was shocked, and I said, “You should be flattered that I think you look like Miley Cyrus.”
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― Jarod Kintz, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you. We were traveling in your car. You were driving, and I was securely fastened by ropes and duct tape in the trunk. I tried telling you my family has no money, but you had to find out the hard way.
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― Jarod Kintz, I Had a Dream About You

“A brick could be used as a child’s game to improve memory. I forgot how exactly, but then I never played much. 
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― Jarod Kintz, Blanket