Sign in with Facebook
“Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing.”
― High Five
― High Five
“Ranger appeared in the bathroom doorway and I was too relieved to be embarrassed. "I appreciate you coming out in the middle of the night," I said.
Ranger smiled. "I didn't want to miss seeing you chained up naked.”
― One for the Money
Ranger smiled. "I didn't want to miss seeing you chained up naked.”
― One for the Money
“I felt my cell phone buzz, and I looked at the screen. Ranger.
“Your GPS just went blank,” Ranger said when I answered.
“The car exploded.” There was a beat of silence.
“Rafael won the pool,” Ranger said. “Are you okay?”
“Yes.”
“I’ll send someone.”
― Smokin' Seventeen
“Your GPS just went blank,” Ranger said when I answered.
“The car exploded.” There was a beat of silence.
“Rafael won the pool,” Ranger said. “Are you okay?”
“Yes.”
“I’ll send someone.”
― Smokin' Seventeen
“I can’t cut back. I’ve turned into a sex addict. I get within a foot of Ranger or Morelli and I’m ready to go … and go, and go, and go, and go.”
“That’s a lot of going. I’m a retired professional, and it’d be a lot of going even for me. What you need are granny panties. You put on a big ol’ pair of ugly granny panties and you won’t be dropping your drawers no more. And even if you forget in the heat of the moment, and you pull your skirt up over your head, you’re not gonna see no action on account granny panties have a deflating effect on a man. Your man’s gonna be going unh ah, no way am I getting busy with a woman wearing granny panties.”
― Smokin' Seventeen
“That’s a lot of going. I’m a retired professional, and it’d be a lot of going even for me. What you need are granny panties. You put on a big ol’ pair of ugly granny panties and you won’t be dropping your drawers no more. And even if you forget in the heat of the moment, and you pull your skirt up over your head, you’re not gonna see no action on account granny panties have a deflating effect on a man. Your man’s gonna be going unh ah, no way am I getting busy with a woman wearing granny panties.”
― Smokin' Seventeen
Audra’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Audra’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
0 books
|
589 friends
3,369 books
|
311 friends
409 books
|
106 friends
0 books
|
41 friends
2 books
|
18 friends
0 books
|
27 friends
0 books
|
31 friends
3 books
|
39 friends
More friends…
Favorite Genres
Cookbooks, Crime, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor and Comedy, Mystery, Non-fiction, Paranormal, Poetry, Psychology, Suspense, and Thriller
Polls voted on by Audra
Lists liked by Audra
