JOE ERWIN

“I wanted to high-five the fuck out of myself then do a victory dance. But I didn’t, because, you know, manly.”
― L.H. Cosway, The Hooker and the Hermit

“Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry.”
― Gabriel García Márquez

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”
― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice