Darren

“New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got the right to vote, it didn't lead to hamsters voting. No court has extended the equal protection clause to salmon. And for the record, all marriages are “same sex” marriages. You get married, and every night, it's the same sex.”
― Bill Maher, New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer

“The cure to eliminate fake news is that people stop reading 140-character tweets and start reading 600-page books.”
― Piero Scaruffi

“I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma.”
― Bill Maher