Yannick

“Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.”
― Terry Pratchett, Eric

“It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.”
― Woody Allen

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather