Yannick

“No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled.
"Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?"
"What?"
"Oh, you'd like something simpler?”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

“Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.”
― Terry Pratchett, Eric

“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.”
― Garrison Keillor