Giannis

“Alright," said Ford, rounding on him, "what have you done? What are you going to do? What are your thoughts on fire development?""Well I don't know," said the hairdresser, "All they gave me was a couple of sticks ...""So what have you done with them?"Nervously, the hairdresser fished in his track suit top and handed over the fruits of his labour to Ford.Ford held them up for all to see."Curling tongs," he said.The crowd applauded."Never mind," said Ford, "Rome wasn't burnt in a day.”
― Anonymous

“I looked for her all day but didn't see her, not in the yard, not through a window, I promised myself I would stay until I found her, but as night began to come in, I knew I had to go home, I hated myself for going, why couldn't I be the kind of person who stays?”
― Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

“I am the Raskolnikov of jerking off – the sticky evidence is everywhere!”
― Philip Roth, Portnoy’s Complaint

“Thou hast nor youth nor age But as it were an after dinner sleep Dreaming of both.”
― Anonymous