Sijing Liu

“After thirty minutes of Mob History II, Runt will turn into a zombie. Runt will make moaning sounds. Runt will head toward the nearest door and break it down.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“Skeleton librarians. Enderman shepherds.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: From Seeds to Swords

“there’s probably a charged creeper lumberjack.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: From Seeds to Swords

“Golden Rule #17 Don’t mine stone with your bare hands. Long, long ago, there was a noob named Steven. He harvested wood with his bare hands because he thought using tools was a waste of resources. Why reduce tool durability? Why bother crafting axes at all? Steven’s hands had no durability, as far as he knew. Even if it took him longer to chop down trees this way, he could save materials. He could punch and punch all day and never waste any crafting tools. Steven was the kind of guy who, after loaning his best friend a wooden sword six months earlier, would ask for exactly one stick and two oak planks to be returned. Once, Steven and two friends bought a cake together. The cake cost six emeralds and was cut into six slices. That meant each person had to pay two emeralds. However, one of Steven’s cake slices was slightly smaller than the rest, so he argued that he should have to pay only 1.75 emeralds instead.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: From Seeds to Swords