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“Maybe you're thinking: "Wait! Mobs don't do those things! Mobs don't work together!”
― Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1
― Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1
“Such as the zombie who had a craving for diamonds instead of brains. The legendary zombie miner. He only wanted to eat diamonds. He ate lava instead. Oh.”
― Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1
― Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1
“They're just really small emeralds! I swear!”
― Diary of a Wimpy Villager #4
― Diary of a Wimpy Villager #4
“Some day, the mayor's gonna be saying something like: "You? A noob? Did I really say something so foolish? No, I always knew you were going to be the best, Sir Runt! Please forgive me, sir! Let me polish your sword for you!”
― Diary of a Wimpy Villager #4
― Diary of a Wimpy Villager #4
“See? Shiny emerald! Real!" Well, the blacksmith thought I was a total noob. One emerald for two iron ingots is a really good deal for the person getting the emerald.”
― Diary of a Wimpy Villager #4
― Diary of a Wimpy Villager #4
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