Diane

“Eve: “If you ended up naked and dead with another woman, I'd do the Rumba on your corpse.”
Roarke: “You can't do the Rumba.”
Eve: “I'd take lessons first.”

Roarke: “You might very well. Not that you'll ever get the chance, but you'd also grieve.”
Eve: “Wouldn't give you the satisfaction. You cheating f-wit putz. "

Roarke: “You'd weep in the dark and call my name.”
Eve: “Call your name alright. How are things in hell? You dickless bastard. And I'd laugh and laugh, that's how I''d call your name.”
Roarke: “Christ Jesus Eve, I love you.”

--Eve, Roarke”
― J.D. Robb, Divided in Death

“You can take my heart, but I can't let you take my dog.”
― Karin Slaughter

“At least this one is more entertaining than the others. It's like Hooker Barbie masquerading as Nancy Drew.”
― Tiffany Snow

“Don't use a five-dollar word when a fifty-cent word will do.”
― Mark Twain