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“Magic is just science that we don’t know yet.”
― Christopher Moore, Bloodsucking Fiends

“I am not sure what the appropriate gesture is to make toward the family of the woman who bit off your ear, but if you felt absolutely compelled, I certainly wouldn’t take food.”
― Grady Hendrix, The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires

“She was horrified at the thought of marrying a man whose only skill with a blade was cutting slivers of gorgonzola.”
― Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

“We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons.”
― MAD Magazine