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George Carlin
“She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.”
George Carlin, Brain Droppings

George Carlin
“Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain,
For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain.
America, America, man sheds his waste on thee,
And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea.”
George Carlin

George Carlin
“If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?”
George Carlin

George Carlin
“I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.”
George Carlin, Brain Droppings
tags: humor

George Carlin
“I've never owned a telescope, but it's something I'm thinking of looking into.”
George Carlin, Brain Droppings
tags: humor

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