Joel

“She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings

“I've never owned a telescope, but it's something I'm thinking of looking into.”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

“Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain,
For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain.
America, America, man sheds his waste on thee,
And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea.”
― George Carlin