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“It's not in the mainstream media yet, but the biggest jump in skin cancer has occurred since the advent of sunscreens. That kind of thing makes me happy. The fact that people, in pursuit of a superficial look of health, give themselves a fatal disease. I love it when 'reasoning' human beings think they have figured out how to beat something and it comes right back and kicks them in the nuts. God bless the law of unintended consequences. And the irony is impressive: Healthy people, trying to look healthier, make themselves sick. Good!”
― Brain Droppings
― Brain Droppings
“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.”
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“If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?”
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“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
― When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?
― When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?
“People can't seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure. Ever. There is only a short pause before the next "horrifying" event. People forget there is such a thing as memory, and that when a wound "heals" it leaves a permanent scar that never goes away, but merely fades a little. What really ought to be said after one of these so-called tragedies is, "Let the scarring begin.”
― When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
― When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Joel’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Joel’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
816 books
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90 friends
48 books
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5 friends
684 books
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179 friends
526 books
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235 friends
1,416 books
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104 friends
279 books
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120 friends
282 books
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345 friends
243 books
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196 friends
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