Joel

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
― George Carlin

“Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.”
― George Carlin

“The violence of the Left is symbolic, the injuries are not intended. The violence of the Right is real - directed at people, designed to cause injuries. Vietnam, nuclear weapons, police out of control are intentional forms of violence. The violence from the Right is aimed directly at people and the violence from the Left is aimed at institutions and symbols.”
― George Carlin

“Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money.”
― George Carlin