Becky

“When I grow up I want to be an old woman.”
― Michelle Shocked

“The land of easy mathematics where he who works adds up and he who retires subtracts.”
― Núria Añó

“The Little Boy and the Old Man

Said the little boy, "Sometimes I drop my spoon."
Said the old man, "I do that too."
The little boy whispered, "I wet my pants."
I do that too," laughed the little old man.
Said the little boy, "I often cry."
The old man nodded, "So do I."
But worst of all," said the boy, "it seems
Grown-ups don't pay attention to me."
And he felt the warmth of a wrinkled old hand.
I know what you mean," said the little old man.”
― Shel Silverstein

“Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.”
― Groucho Marx