Gary

“Children are spending too much time on gadgets. That’s gotta have some sort of effect on something and it makes for good complaining.”
― Ron Burgundy, Let Me Off at the Top!: My Classy Life and Other Musings

“Dear asshole, I want to thank you for making me miss the strawberry festival with your selfish and asinine driving. You are the worst person I have ever encountered and know that I am watching you. If you ever sit in the left lane again for any reason other than passing I will burn your house down and hopefully you in it! Ron Bu.”
― Ron Burgundy, Let Me Off at the Top!: My Classy Life and Other Musings

“If there was a higher form of idiot, like a circus idiot’s illegitimate child with an idiot donkey, then that would be you.”
― Ron Burgundy, Let Me Off at the Top!: My Classy Life and Other Musings

“I will rip your balls off and sauté them in garlic butter with basil and ground pepper. I will then add a garnish of shaved orange peels and a side of fresh-cut sliced beets misted with lemon juice. I will beautifully plate it and enjoy a glass of white wine with it while dressed in a tuxedo. It will be a Michelin three-star meal and you will not be invited to join me!”
― Ron Burgundy, Let Me Off at the Top!: My Classy Life and Other Musings