Carlos Ortega

“All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.”
― Sun tzu, The Art of War

“God's Final Message to His Creation:
'We apologize for the inconvenience.”
― Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

“I find that a duck’s opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread.”
― Mitch Hedberg

“There is no such thing as an innocent reading, we must ask what reading we are guilty of.”
― Louis Althusser