Matthew

“The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs.”
― Bill Maher

“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.”
― Bill Maher

“There's a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious—makes you so sick at heart—that you can't take part. You can't even passively take part. And you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop. And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all.”
― Mario Savio

“I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.”
― Bill Maher