Caroline

“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.”
― Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

“It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

“I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.”
― Stephen King, Stephen King 3-Book Box Set: The Bachman Books / Thinner / The Tommyknockers

“If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.”
― Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures