Denise

“You're just another american who is willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick being shoved up your asshole every day... The owners of this country know the truth... it's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it!”
― George Carlin

“I am not the sharpest knife in the knife-thing.”
― Jimmy Dore, Citizen Jimmy

“Our lives are businesses that are sometimes run by idiots.”
― Patrick Reinken, Omicron

“For someone who's smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.”
― Gordon Korman, One False Note