James Mears

“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
― Steven Wright

“You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.”
― Anne Lamott

“The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”
― George Burns