Josie

“A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.”
― Irina Dunn

“I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?'
If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit short staffed here, so if I give you a cigarette would you mind kicking yourself in the teeth?”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

“What are American dry-goods? asked the duchess, raising her large hands in wonder and accentuating the verb.

American novels, answered Lord Henry.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray and Other Writings

“Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones