TUNA

“You might compare your pimple situation to that of someone who was being eaten by a bear, and when you looked in the mirror at your ugly pimple, you could say to yourself, “Well, at least I’m not being eaten by a bear.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

“Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing is not excusable if, for instance, you are in a museum and you decide that a certain painting would look better in your house, and you simply grab the painting and take it there. But if you were very, very hungry, and you had no way of obtaining money, it might be excusable to grab the painting, take it to your house, and eat it.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

“اشک چیز عجیب غریبی است؛ چون مثل زمین لرزه ... هر موقع که دلش بخواهد، بدون مقدمه یا دلیلی منطقی پیدایش میشود.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

“We're all afraid, but that didn't stop us.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window