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Dave Barry
“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.”
Dave Barry

Margery Allingham
“She rose and followed her bust from the room.”
Margery Allingham
tags: humor

Dave Barry
“If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.”
Dave Barry

Garrison Keillor
“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
Garrison Keillor

Diane Schoemperlen
“It is time to venture out of the comforting land of either/or opposites and travel into the uncertain territory of both/and.”
Diane Schoemperlen, Our Lady of the Lost and Found

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