Cheston

“I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The One." And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time.”
― Russell Brand

“I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!”
― Russell Brand

“To this day, I feel a fierce warmth for women that have the same disregard for the social conventions of sexual protocol as I do. I love it when I meet a woman and her sexuality is dancing across her face, so it's apparent that all we need to do is nod and find a cupboard.”
― Russell Brand , My Booky Wook

“Life's pretty good, and why wouldnt it be? I'm a pirate, after all.”
― Johnny Depp