Melanee

“A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.”
― Mae West

“Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.”
― Scott Dikkers, You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

“...I can't get behind this marriage thing, either. It was invented back when "til death" meant "til your first cold." I mean, life's too long to spend it with someone else.”
― Joel McHale

“By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing.
And he vows his passion is,
Infinite, undying.
Lady make note of this --
One of you is lying.”
― Dorothy Parker