Meg

“Redemption, n. Deliverance of sinners from the penalty of their sin through their murder of the deity against whom they sinned. The doctrine of Redemption is the fundamental mystery of our holy religions, and whoso believeth in it shall not perish, but have everlasting life in which to try to understand it.”
― Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

“The covers of this book are too far apart.”
― Ambrose Bierce

“Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.”
― Ambrose Bierce

“Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.”
― Ambrose Bierce