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“Carl abandons the quest for a mountain of baked potatoes”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 28: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Now,” said the announcer, “without further ado, let’s… oh no! Help! No! Stop! ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!” “Well that’s the weirdest announcement I’ve ever heard,” said Carl. “Something’s wrong,” said Dave.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 28: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“The four of them left their room and went down the corridor to see Derek Cool. Larry, Barry and Gary were already awake, dressed and reading comic books, but Derek was still fast asleep. “Yo, we tried to wake him, but we couldn’t,” said Larry. “Wake up, Derek,” said Dave, shaking Derek Cool’s shoulder. “I’m cool,” Derek muttered in his sleep. “I’m cool, I’m cool…” “Let me try,” said Carl. He slithered up onto the bed, then began slapping Derek Cool across the face with his little creeper legs. “Wake up, you idiot!” Carl bellowed. “Wake up, wake up, wake up!!!” “What’s going on?!” said Derek. “Who’s slapping me?” “I think he’s awake now, Carl,” said Dave. “You can stop slapping him now.” “I have to be sure,” said Carl, giving Derek some more slaps. “Waaa!” yelled Derek. “Get off, get off!” “I think he’s starting to stir,” said Carl. “I’ll give him a few more slaps, just to make one-hundred percent sure.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 28: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I think Cluckles 2.0 is telling us that he’s able to kick some serious butt,” said Carl.  “Affirmative,” said Cluckles 2.0. “Although my kicking attack is not just limited to butts.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 28: An Unofficial Minecraft Book