“Stay back!” I yelled. “This nerd is under my protection!” “Um, did you just call me a nerd?” asked the author. “Quiet, nerd,” I said. “Um, ok then,” said the author.”
― Dave the Villager 16: An Unofficial Minecraft Book
― Dave the Villager 16: An Unofficial Minecraft Book
“Do you know who Null is?” Dave asked Steve. “Of course, bro,” said Steve. “I created him.” “You did?” said Dave, surprised. “Yeah bro,” said Steve. “How?” Dave asked. “Why?” “Why what?” asked Steve. “Why did you create Null?” asked Dave. “Who’s Null?” asked Steve.”
― Dave the Villager 28: An Unofficial Minecraft Book
― Dave the Villager 28: An Unofficial Minecraft Book
“Arrrggh!!!!” yelled Dave. “Arrrggh!!!!” yelled Carl. “Arrrggh!!!!” yelled Steve. “Good gravy!!!!” yelled Porkins.”
― Dave the Villager 28: An Unofficial Minecraft Book
― Dave the Villager 28: An Unofficial Minecraft Book
“Grow up, creeper,” said Spidroth. “I’ll grow up when your face grows up,” said Carl. “What does that even mean?!” said Spidroth. “What does your face even mean?” said Carl.”
― Dave the Villager 28: An Unofficial Minecraft Book
― Dave the Villager 28: An Unofficial Minecraft Book
“After Dave finally defeats the Ender Dragon, what will happen? Carl will finally settle down with his baked potato wife and have baked potato children.”
― Dave the Villager 29: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel
― Dave the Villager 29: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel
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