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“The four of them left their room and went down the corridor to see Derek Cool. Larry, Barry and Gary were already awake, dressed and reading comic books, but Derek was still fast asleep. “Yo, we tried to wake him, but we couldn’t,” said Larry. “Wake up, Derek,” said Dave, shaking Derek Cool’s shoulder. “I’m cool,” Derek muttered in his sleep. “I’m cool, I’m cool…” “Let me try,” said Carl. He slithered up onto the bed, then began slapping Derek Cool across the face with his little creeper legs. “Wake up, you idiot!” Carl bellowed. “Wake up, wake up, wake up!!!” “What’s going on?!” said Derek. “Who’s slapping me?” “I think he’s awake now, Carl,” said Dave. “You can stop slapping him now.” “I have to be sure,” said Carl, giving Derek some more slaps. “Waaa!” yelled Derek. “Get off, get off!” “I think he’s starting to stir,” said Carl. “I’ll give him a few more slaps, just to make one-hundred percent sure.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 28: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

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“Carl abandons the quest for a mountain of baked potatoes”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 28: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

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“Hee, hee,” he giggled. “Hee, hee, hee, HOO, HAA!” Enderbrine stood up, grinning evilly at all of them. “HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA!!!” Enderbrine shrieked, his eyes bulging out of his head and black, oily tears running down his cheeks. “HAW HAW HAW HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!!” Suddenly Enderbrine’s eyes began to glow white. The light from his eyes was so bright that Spidroth had to squint. “Oh no,” gasped Vioroth. “He’s monstermaxing!” “HOO HOO HUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!” Enderbrine screamed. His laughter was suddenly cut off by something inside his mouth. He was making raspy, choking noises, like he was trying to get something out of his throat. And then Enderbrine lifted back his head and hundreds of huge black tentacles burst from his mouth; so many of them that they blocked out the sun.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 29: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

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“Cluck Lee ran forward in a blur of amber and green. Enderbrine shot tentacle after tentacle out of his mouth, trying to grab him, but the amber chicken jumped and dodged out of the way of them, before jumping up and—WHAM—spinning kicking Enderbrine under the chin. “GYYAAAHHHH!!!!” Enderbrine screamed as he went flying up into the air. Cluck Lee jumped up, then—WHAM, WHAM, WHAM, WHAM—hit Enderbrine with a flurry of kicks while he was still in the air. DOOF! Enderbrine landed back on the ground, landing in a heap on the floor. Cluck Lee landed gracefully in front of him. “Bwark!” said the amber chicken. Spidroth heard more bwark-ing behind her and turned around to see that the amber chickens and the purple wolves had won their battle.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 29: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

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“Cluck Lee, it’s time!” Spidroth turned and saw that Sensei Coach was watching the battle from the sidelines as well. “You need to use your full power,” the cowman continued. “Take them off!” “Bwark?” said Cluck Lee. “Bwark, bwark, bwark, bwark?” “It’s alright, Cluck Lee,” said Sensei Coach. “You have my permission.” Cluck Lee reached down, bringing his beak down to his legs. For the first time, Spidroth noticed that the chicken’s legs weren't actually amber, he was wearing amber leggings. The chicken pulled down one of his leggings, and Spidroth saw that he was wearing weights around his ankles. “Leg weights?” said Vioroth. “You mean that chicken did all that while wearing leg weights?!” “The leg weights help with his training,” said Sensei Coach. “Hmmph,” said Necroth. “No offense, but I don’t think removing a couple of little leg weights is going to help much.” Cluck Lee pulled off one leg weight and then the other, holding them both in his beak. Then he opened his beak and the weights fell to the ground. KA-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!! The weights were so heavy that when they hit the ground the mountain shook. Everyone’s mouths dropped open in shock, and even Enderbrine looked terrified. “Go, Cluck Lee!” shouted Sensei Coach, punching his fist in the air. “Show them what a true master of chicken-jitsu can do!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 29: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

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