Donald

“Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system”
― P.J. O'Rourke

“Beautiful things grow to a certain height and then they fail and fade off, breathing out memories as they decay. And just as any period decays in our minds, the things of that period should decay too, and in that way they're preserved for a while in the few hearts like mine that react to them. Trying to preserve a century by keeping its relics up to date is like keeping a dying man alive by stimulants.”
― F. Scott Fitzgerald

“and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.”
― Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything