Hazel

“My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.
My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat.”
― Terry Pratchett

“Real children do not go hoppity skip unless they are on drugs.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.”
― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

“A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant