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Rodney Dangerfield
“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
Rodney Dangerfield

Erma Bombeck
“When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. ”
Erma Bombeck

Steve  Martin
“You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, 'This is art, and you can't do it.”
Steve Martin, An Object of Beauty

Mark Twain
“Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.”
Mark Twain

Mahatma Gandhi
“God has no religion.”
Mahatma Gandhi

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