Fern

“To try to convince this proud old brotherhood that the color of my skin doesn’t make me a fool? Do you know what I have to swallow to get myself invited to the meetings where the real decisions get made?”
― Patrick Weekes, The Palace Job

“All water has been everywhere, Bekah. What flows from your faucet was once frozen inside a glacier, and squeezed by unimaginable pressures at the bottom of the deepest sea, and rippling in a lightless lake in a cavern no living thing has ever touched. Also, it has almost certainly been inside a dinosaur. All water is one water, and all water remembers the past.”
― Tim Pratt, Heirs of Grace

“Puns are the E. coli of humor,”
― Tim Pratt, Heirs of Grace

“I don’t want awesome powers. They come with awesome responsibilities, and those suck.”
― Tim Pratt, Heirs of Grace