Fern

“I cannot wait for her to stop being a teenager.” “I can,” Nib said. “Do you know how impossible it’s going to be to boss her around when she’s twenty?”
― Becky Chambers, The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet

“we went over to one of my favorite pizza places for a few slices of deep-dish, which Trey appallingly did not appreciate: “This isn’t pizza. This is basically lasagna with no noodles.”
― Tim Pratt, Heirs of Grace

“All water has been everywhere, Bekah. What flows from your faucet was once frozen inside a glacier, and squeezed by unimaginable pressures at the bottom of the deepest sea, and rippling in a lightless lake in a cavern no living thing has ever touched. Also, it has almost certainly been inside a dinosaur. All water is one water, and all water remembers the past.”
― Tim Pratt, Heirs of Grace

“Puns are the E. coli of humor,”
― Tim Pratt, Heirs of Grace