Kels

“Puns are the E. coli of humor,”
― Tim Pratt, Heirs of Grace

“To try to convince this proud old brotherhood that the color of my skin doesn’t make me a fool? Do you know what I have to swallow to get myself invited to the meetings where the real decisions get made?”
― Patrick Weekes, The Palace Job

“we went over to one of my favorite pizza places for a few slices of deep-dish, which Trey appallingly did not appreciate: “This isn’t pizza. This is basically lasagna with no noodles.”
― Tim Pratt, Heirs of Grace

“I don’t want awesome powers. They come with awesome responsibilities, and those suck.”
― Tim Pratt, Heirs of Grace