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“Sher just laughed, shaking her head in genuine bemusement. “Just think it through Ace. I’m sure the answer will come to you… eventually.”
Jake sat there in silence, staring at the closed door to Sher’s bedroom. What had just happened here?
Well, he’d just knocked back Sher’s invitation to have sex for starters.
Oh my God, what had he just done?”
― Jane Cousins, Two For The Show

tags: funny, suspense

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“I’m related to one. Can you believe that? It was bad enough thinking I was paranoid, going crazy or maybe just cursed, but to find out Gods are real and that I’m related to one… life sucks lemons and I’ve run out of tequila and salt.”
― Jane Cousins, To Date A Disaster

tags: funny, magic, romance

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“Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hammered

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“Props?” She was almost afraid to ask.
“Just the usual. Stethoscope, tongue depressor... scalpel, bone saw, rib spreaders… just the normal stuff.”
“Maybe in future you should ditch the props, be less Nurse Ratched and more soft porn first day on the job candy striper.”
Darcy look genuinely puzzled for a brief moment. “Where would the fun be in that for me?”
― Jane Cousins, To Thrill A Thief

tags: funny, magic, paranormal-romance, series

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“Ben wasn’t sure when it had all started to go so wrong but it had definitely been the Lemon Puff’s fault. What a screw up. First she brains him in the head with a drawer, then she almost suffocates him, then she pins him to the floor, proving exactly what he knew already, this girl was no lightweight. Being dragged face down across the bank floor by his ankles was no picnic either.”
― Jane Cousins, Three For The Bank Job

tags: beauty-queen, humour, romance, us-marshal

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