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“Is there something going on between you and Matias?”
“No!”
“Okay, I may not have a truck load of fancy degrees but all I can say is… liar, liar, I’m seriously thinking of grabbing my blow torch and setting your pants on fire.”
― Jane Cousins, To Surprise A Seer

“Ben wasn’t sure when it had all started to go so wrong but it had definitely been the Lemon Puff’s fault. What a screw up. First she brains him in the head with a drawer, then she almost suffocates him, then she pins him to the floor, proving exactly what he knew already, this girl was no lightweight. Being dragged face down across the bank floor by his ankles was no picnic either.”
― Jane Cousins, Three For The Bank Job

“Sher just laughed, shaking her head in genuine bemusement. “Just think it through Ace. I’m sure the answer will come to you… eventually.”
Jake sat there in silence, staring at the closed door to Sher’s bedroom. What had just happened here?
Well, he’d just knocked back Sher’s invitation to have sex for starters.
Oh my God, what had he just done?”
― Jane Cousins, Two For The Show

“Wow you need to get some sun.”
“Shut up. I'm Irish.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hounded