KarenMac

“I’m related to one. Can you believe that? It was bad enough thinking I was paranoid, going crazy or maybe just cursed, but to find out Gods are real and that I’m related to one… life sucks lemons and I’ve run out of tequila and salt.”
― Jane Cousins, To Date A Disaster

“Sher just laughed, shaking her head in genuine bemusement. “Just think it through Ace. I’m sure the answer will come to you… eventually.”
Jake sat there in silence, staring at the closed door to Sher’s bedroom. What had just happened here?
Well, he’d just knocked back Sher’s invitation to have sex for starters.
Oh my God, what had he just done?”
― Jane Cousins, Two For The Show

“What happened?”  He directed the question her way. Hadleigh shrugged, it seemed obvious to her. “I think I broke the pretty one.”
― Jane Cousins, To Woo a Warrior

“Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hammered