KarenMac

“Props?”  She was almost afraid to ask.
“Just the usual.  Stethoscope, tongue depressor... scalpel, bone saw, rib spreaders… just the normal stuff.”
“Maybe in future you should ditch the props, be less Nurse Ratched and more soft porn first day on the job candy striper.”
Darcy look genuinely puzzled for a brief moment. “Where would the fun be in that for me?”
― Jane Cousins, To Thrill A Thief

“Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hammered

“How do you know if a demon is lying? His lips are moving.”
― Richelle Mead, Succubus Blues

“Wow you need to get some sun.”
“Shut up. I'm Irish.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hounded