Anna

“My favourite pub game is, of course, snooker. Any game whose rules basically amount to finding a table covered in mess and slowly and methodically putting it all away out of sight is one with which I can empathise emphatically.”
― Jon Richardson, It's Not Me, It's You

“There is simply too much to be done for us all to go round 'enjoying ourselves.' When the world is perfect, then we can all sit down and eat jelly beans, but for now the fact that things are going well for you just means that you are in a position to alleviate someone else's suffering for a while.”
― Jon Richardson, It's Not Me, It's You

“Why do fools fall in love? I'll tell you why, because everybody else has simply got too much else to do.”
― Jon Richardson, It's Not Me, It's You

“My weirdness aside, if I am to find any friends, particularly a girlfriend, she will almost certainly have to be a human. My previous track record tends to suggest that of all species that exist on the planet, it has so far been exclusively humans to whom I find myself sexually attracted. This is a good thing legally if nothing else.”
― Jon Richardson, It's Not Me, It's You