Anna

“My weirdness aside, if I am to find any friends, particularly a girlfriend, she will almost certainly have to be a human. My previous track record tends to suggest that of all species that exist on the planet, it has so far been exclusively humans to whom I find myself sexually attracted. This is a good thing legally if nothing else.”
― Jon Richardson, It's Not Me, It's You

“Such is my desire only to see the best parts of my partner and vice-versa that I must confess to being able to remember each time I have seen someone I was in love with fall over. I cannot help but be disappointed by such a shocking inability to perform such a simple task as staying upright.”
― Jon Richardson, It's Not Me, It's You

“My favourite pub game is, of course, snooker. Any game whose rules basically amount to finding a table covered in mess and slowly and methodically putting it all away out of sight is one with which I can empathise emphatically.”
― Jon Richardson, It's Not Me, It's You

“Why do fools fall in love? I'll tell you why, because everybody else has simply got too much else to do.”
― Jon Richardson, It's Not Me, It's You