Anna

“If you love something,
Let it go,
If it comes back it's yours,
That's how you know kno-o-ow

Nonsense, Christina Aguilera! I say, 'If you love it, file it away under "Things I love". If it's required at a later date, you'll know exactly where it i-i-i-is.”
― Jon Richardson, It's Not Me, It's You

“Why do fools fall in love? I'll tell you why, because everybody else has simply got too much else to do.”
― Jon Richardson, It's Not Me, It's You

“I don't mean to hate people, I just get forced into it.”
― Jon Richardson, It's Not Me, It's You

“My weirdness aside, if I am to find any friends, particularly a girlfriend, she will almost certainly have to be a human. My previous track record tends to suggest that of all species that exist on the planet, it has so far been exclusively humans to whom I find myself sexually attracted. This is a good thing legally if nothing else.”
― Jon Richardson, It's Not Me, It's You