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Steven Wright
“They say the universe is expanding. That should help ease the traffic.”
Steven Wright

Steven Wright
“Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the
road an hour.”
Steven Wright

Steven Wright
“The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.”
Steven Wright

Steven Wright
“If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?”
Steven Wright

Steven Wright
“I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are
furious!”
Steven Wright

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