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“Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the
road an hour.”
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road an hour.”
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“If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?”
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“The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.”
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“I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are
furious!”
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furious!”
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“My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear.”
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Patrick’s 2025 Year in Books
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