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Miss’s Quotes

“True it is,/ That these are not the droids for which thou search'st.

-Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi”
― Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's Star Wars: Verily, A New Hope

tags: star-wars

63 likes

“I won't put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises - namely, the shuffling footsteps of the living dead.”
― David Sedaris, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

51 likes

“Cucumbers are technically a fruit and in the same family as pumpkins, melons and squash, so it may benefit those markets, although, to be honest, giant melons don't strike me as potentially that commercial.”
― Jasper Fforde, The Fourth Bear

tags: humor, puns

11 likes

“Mrs. Bonneville never buckled her seat belt, even though it was required by state law; an ardent libertarian, she opposed government meddling in all matters of personal choice.”
― Carl Hiaasen, Nature Girl

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“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!”
― Bill Watterson, Weirdos From Another Planet: Calvin & Hobbes Series: Book Six

tags: ecstasy, happiness

944 likes

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